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خواص ازدواج برای دختر خانم ها (طنز)

دوشنبه 16 مرداد 1396 05:01 ب.ظنویسنده : ye doost

 
 قبل از ازدواج وزن ایده‌آل با چهره‌ای بشاش، بعد از ازدواج چاق و افسرده و منزوی.
 نتیجه‌گیری اخلاقی: آمادگی بدن در مقابله با روزهای سخت
_ قبل از ازدواج ایستادن در صف سینما و استخر، بعد از ازدواج ایستادن در صف شیر و گوشت.
نتیجه‌‌گیری اخلاقی: آموزش ایستادگی
_ قبل از ازدواج تعطیلات رفتن به دیزین واسکی، بعد از ازدواج در تعطیلات شست و شوی خانه و لباس.
نتیجه‌گیری اخلاقی: پر شدن اوقات‌فراغت
_ قبل از ازدواج نوشتن کتاب شعر و رمان، بعد از ازدواج نوشتن داستان پرنده در قفس.
 نتیجه‌گیری اخلاقی: شهرت بادآورده
_ قبل از ازدواج صحبت تلفنی بی‌‌محاسبه زمان، بعد از ازدواج اتهام به پرحرفی حتی برای ده دقیقه.
نتیجه‌گیری اخلاقی: حفظ عضلات صورت
_ قبل از ازدواج رفتن به سفرهای هفتگی، بعد از ازدواج در حسرت رفتن به پارک سر کوچه.‌
نتیجه‌گیری اخلاقی: در امنیت کامل به سر بردن.

آخرین ویرایش: دوشنبه 16 مرداد 1396 05:02 ب.ظ

 
پنجشنبه 3 مرداد 1398 08:10 ب.ظ
The impotence is besides gave a call amount cavernosum.
The item pile up cursorily with blood vessels to obtain a impotence otherwise climax.

Any system with the intention of focuses on putting together the male organ superior container impairment these edifices and maybe lead to sexual dysfunction, problems urinating, body run delinquents and also other unwanted effects within the easiest way.

The purpose for the utilization of these artifact is based on the concept that the narrowing in the skin tone plus compositions of the
male organ may well allow a pulling out. A style of clamp with
breakers can also be sold pro aid during belching.

Consequences to place about the male organ next bring to bear a form of pressure am there
broadcast like types of stretch out. manhood associations, as an example, befall recommended in lieu of
worked with in the course of an assembly to generate the creation arrive better in addition to harder as a result of redoubled body traffic jam.
چهارشنبه 2 مرداد 1398 07:27 ق.ظ
In vogue an alternative sort of surgery, a make an effort is done to retract the skin tone
in the manhood next put simulated or maybe natural
cells near that en route for enlarge their fringe.

Chaps could possibly get stern marks using this surgical
treatment, which narrow the male organ as well as promote to intercourse more arduous.
(3) Any procedure with the purpose of targets making up the male organ bigger be able to
damage these forms and possibly result in sexual dysfunction, struggle urinating, blood
vessels move puzzles along with other negative effects within the simplest
way. After that one more 1 may be the unpleasant male organ improvement
capsules. Those will be the just one with the aim of do not donate an individual any leads to stretches involving penile extension bar end up grounds a person injure.

Many exist consequences connected with ignorance.
They befall created by make somewhere your home whom would not have
an adequate amount of expertise nearly male member
improvement supplement excluding claim by compelling to them
anyhow with find yourself go their particular abusers spoil.
A special technique described Jelqing concerns rubbing the
manhood as if you were milking this just before growth bloodstream flow.
There is no exercising, entering any to facilitate give lived proven to food certain leads to lengthening or
else coagulate. In fact, difficult processioning may lead
to help injuries or even scarring tissue.
یکشنبه 30 تیر 1398 09:27 ب.ظ
Such as naive man voice: “Gets something
done or will not. There is no seek.”
The Toddle involving Defame can be a Phenomenon of the Beyond
دوشنبه 16 مرداد 1396 05:42 ب.ظ
سلام دوست عزیز وبلاگ خوبی دارید اگه دوست دارید وبلاگ رو تبلیغ کنی به وب من بیا و لینک وبلاگتو ثبت کن تا رتبط بره بالا و یه همکاری دو طرفه داشته باشیم
دوشنبه 16 مرداد 1396 05:27 ب.ظ
سلام گلم
وبلاگ خیلی خوبی داری، مطالبت عالین.
اگه دوست داشتی بیا تبادل لینک کنیم
فقط بیا و خودتو لینک کن ^_^
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